michaelhouze.com is a news and political satire web publication, comprised of individual posts, some taken from or inspired by real news events but the stories are almost entirely works of  complete fiction.  This site is a source of parody, satire, and humor and is for entertainment purposes only. Said posts or stories may or may not use real names, always in semi-real and/or mostly, or substantially, fictitious ways. Any truth or actual facts contained in said stories or posts are purely incidental  or coincidental and not intended to be, or be construed as, facts.

michaelhouze.com is a news and political satire web publication, which may or may not use real names, often in semi-real or mostly fictitious ways. All news articles contained within michaelhouze.com are fiction, and presumably fake news. Any resemblance to the truth is purely coincidental. Advice given is NOT to be construed as professional. Not intended for children under the age of 18.